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 * Tamatha Sales of the Renewable Energy Party (pictured) wins in a landslide election result in the Bargish General Election becoming the new Administrator of Bargland.
 * At the Dangture City Science Convention, Dr Zi Zo unveils the latest invention in a line of teleportation devices, TelToYou 57A, to be released at some point in 2016.
 * Johnathan Spalding wins the Chummerpean Davis Cup 2015 in a close 5-set match against Rocco Boris.
 * A local news reporter in Zzzaaa discovers concentration camps have been inhumanely taking in W'reean refugees and subjecting them to a "purification process".
 * The ongoing Nermic recession has forced the largest guitar company Busker Buddies Ltd into administration.

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